Art Major Description
“THE STUDIO ART MAJOR:
The S.A.M. totes around a humongous portfolios (often containing works of art only other S.A.M.’s can appreciate) manages to whack near passersby’s and destroy other objects in their path. The studio major whine’s about spending all their money on ridiculously expensive studio supplies, yet they have enough for a regular smoke…you know, for the stress. Unfortunately, studio courses are inhumanely time-consuming, so the S.A.M. are almost always held up in the studio labs, yet the degree is absolutely worthless, thus resulting in a downward mental spiraling of the said major students. You could spot them easily by their odd sense of “fashion”, consisting of articles such as striped socks, ripped jeans and unsightly hairstyles. The best way to test if an individual is a studio arts major is to ask him/her to help you count, as most can’t do math to save their lives.”
